Corrupt A Wish

Hey everyone!

Heres yet another game that I found on the web.

It's a game where i make a wish

ex: I wish I had a million dollars.

Then you guys have to corrupt it or change it in some way to make it bad for me

ex: Granted, But it's in monopoly money.

Then after you make a new wish.

I'll go first.

I wish I had magic sneakers that made me fly.

Granted, but only towards the ground.

I wish I had the secret recipe to Kentucky fried chicken.

Granted, but every chicken on earth has been killed by the colonel.

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted, but what ever you buy explodes.

I wish I was stronger.

Granted, but you become 1000 lbs in the process.

I wish I could climb trees.

Granted, but gravity also reverses.

I wish I could transform.